This protein shake is killing me. Whyyyy does my stepfather insist on making me a full glass when all I can consume is a half.

I have work until one, then I will take Jamison and Christian to the pool. After that I’ll play Paper Mario until I find and beat Cortez. Even though I’ve beaten the game multiple times, I still always get tripped up at this point in the game.

Remember when my stepbrother hit me the other day? Its bruised to the max. Vengeance will be mine.

My poor, sweet, ignorant brother Me: Yeah, you'll see my coworkers daughter.
Isabella: What does she look like?
Me: Shes a few inches shorter than me, and I think about 20 lbs heavier than I am.
Poor, sweet, ignorant Jamison piping in: *Completely serious* So she weighs 120 lbs?

Call me Party Pat aka The Chief